You know that even when the world turns its back on you, I'll always be there! I love you forever and always! Enjoy your day
First Time Ever
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Today, I had the oppurtunity to do something for the first time. I have been everywhere but I have never been anything closer to a sour tape. It's candy. I think I don't have to explain. I might be the last person on Earth to eat it. So lame. But it makes me happy. So happy. What made it so special is that, it came all the way to Denmark. Thank you Freya Armstrong for sharing it to me. Tak!
My Christmas Wishlist
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
I really don't want to do it but someone asked me to. It has been two years since I stopped making a wishlist. Not only that nothing ever comes right to me but because I always wanted to be the giver and not the reciever. I have been doing it for years now!
Since someone wants me to do it, you guys just have to roll your eyes and prepare!
Alexander McQueen t-shirt. I could never afford to buy one. Not in this lifetime but this is a wishlist. Who knows!
Mean Comments
Saturday, December 06, 2014
I don't really give my fifty shades of crap when it comes to mean comments. I am used to it but tonight I am so bored. I'm wasting my time on this.
1. You were right. It's lose and not loose. I am sorry. English is my fourth language and I am currently learning my fifth. In your case I think you speak three. 1. Very good english. 2 maybe a little spanish. And 3. Major bullsh*t. So please let my mistakes slide.
2. I know what a female genitalia looks like. You don't have to paint me a very nasty picture.
3. I never knew that about koalas. Seriously wombats? I haven't seen one also but I think they are beautiful because God didn't make anything ugly. Well maybe you!
4. If a glider can't carry my weight maybe it's a cheap glider. With my body, nothing should come cheap right?
5. Thank you for your contribution on how to put out fire. Did you learn that at home or in school? You deserve a Nobel prize. Very smart I never thought about it til you point it out.
6. You really know a lot of animals. You must be one hell of an animal yourself. BTW, my niece thinks I'm a whale so I would take walrus as a compliment coz it is much smaller.
7. The last time I checked, beauty had no weight limit and that number on the scale tells how better my life is compared to those people who are fat shaming me. I'm still fabulous and fat you don't have to remind me by pointing it out. I know I am beautiful.
8. You talked about my mom. Don't worry about her she taught me manners in which your mom failed to teach you. If you are here I will give you 5 thousand dollars. Maybe you can go to a high class school maybe there they can teach you what you didn't learn at home: GOOD MANNERS.
9. You may have better body than me. You may speak/know english better than me but deep inside this 10 layers of fat is a far more better person than you.
Get a life. Thank you!
Loudbasstard
Friday, December 05, 2014
If you want music on the go then here's one for you. LOUDBASSTARD. This one amplifies your phone speakers like a boombox minus battery life. For this one needs no batteries.
Hello December
Tuesday, December 02, 2014
This is my favorite time of the year! You know why? Because December brings all the good memories I have when I was a kid. My favorite one is when all the kids from my neighborhood stayed late at night to do some Caroling. Boy, it was a lot of fun.
What is you favorite childhood memory?
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