The Types of People You Will Find on Facebook.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

A lot of people think that they got their Facebook game too strong but let me tell you, it's too ratchet! It makes you wanna roll your eyes out. The things people do to get that one hundred facebook likes. So let me tell you the kinds of people you will see on Facebook. Just a fore warning! I am not hatin!

1. The Events Organizer- this is the person to go to when you want to know where's the best place to hang, the best party in town, where's the music festival and what it's all about. One thing though, he can't afford to go to those parties. He just post them on facebook to let people know that he is in the mix. #dirtyvibe

2. Filter Fellow- I have to be honest, this one had their selfie game too strong but the thing is the filter game just put them to shame. How many apps does your photo had to go through just for you to be satisfied? Then you post it like we won't notice. #nofiltershame

3. Faux Food Blogger- this one had all his shit together. What I mean by that is, he will save all his money just to go to that place and eat what everyone is eating because that's what everyone is eating. Well there is nothing wrong with that but then the thing is just don't take photos of what you were eating to the point where we almost see the price tag of that gourmet. Post that shit on facebook. Oh that elusive facebook like! #foodlikernotaBlogger

4. The Major Whiner- this is the one who always throw fits on facebook. Rants about almost anything. Wow! Talking about making your own personal diary. To me it feels like they are carrying the weight of the world by having all the problems anyone could possibly have. #rantsandraves

5. The Lurker- People call this stalking. The kind that doesn't post anything, doesn't like or comment on anything for months or even years but when you meet them in real life that person is very well updated with everyone's life. He just sit there in the couch minding everyone's business. #secretstalker

6. Facebook Congeniality- The one with over 4500 facebook friends or even had 2-4 facebook accounts for no reason. Hello there, creating new accounts doesn't make you pretty. #internetcelebrity

7. The Bible Boxers- the one who post anything that has a reference to God. Gospel verses prayers and all that stuff is in this account. #gospelgangsters

8. The News Master- Yep the name speaks for itself. I mean he seemed like your typical news anchor but on facebook. #dost #pagasa

9. The Gamer- Who wants to have game request? Nobody, so stop sending game invites already. 

10. The Clock- The one who always greet someone. Time checks and put it on facebook. #thecocks

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